bonkers playhouse

Enjoy the fetivities of Christmas with Bonkers Playhouse Theatre as they present their second annual ‘Winter Wonderland’.
A truly unique Christmas event featuring over 30 decorated Christmas Trees, Santa’s Grotto, A Woodland Waterfall and much, much more.
Visit Santa in his grotto and get a family picture and gift for the children. Priced at just £7 per child (accompanying adults go free).
We will also be serving mulled wine, winter warmers and festive mince pies, or for something different, try one of our speciallity Hot Chocolates or Christmas inspired coffee’s. Limited numbers available so early booking is advised.
To ease congestion and to help everybody have a memorable experience, tickets are provided at five minute intervals throughout the day. Choose your approximate arrival time from the drop down boxes below. Your actual time slot will be allocated within your chosen hour.
From 10am until 5pm.

Bonkers Playhouse Presents: Belief! The extraordinary and magical event.
Welcome the return of John Arcanum, this time with his very dark and intimate magical event, Belief. You really don’t want to miss this one. Age advisory, over 16’s only. Limited tickets available, so book early.
Show begins: 7pm
Tickets: £10

Bonkers Playhouse Presents: 2 Across, a comedy or cross words & romance.
Two strangers, a man and a woman, board a San Francisco BART train at 4:30 a.m. They’re alone in the car, each is married, both are doing the New York Times crossword. She’s an organized, sensible psychologist. He’s a free-spirited, unemployed ad exec. She is a crossword pro, he always quits. When he tosses his puzzle away, she snaps, “Crosswords are a metaphor for life, those who finish, succeed, those who don’t, fail.” Now he vows to finish. Why? He’s a competitor and she happens to be lovely.
This starts an eighty-minute ride described by critics as “Hilarious,” “Witty,” “Romantic,” “Poignant,” and “Wonderfully entertaining.” Two opposites in an enclosed space, attacking each other’s values but also being swayed and intrigued by them. They each have serious life problems that the other helps solve. Their trip is filled with unpredictable, but believable, surprises, even a passionate kissing embrace or two. As the train ride ends, it’s obvious each of them has been changed for the better.
Show begins 7:30pm.
Tickets: £10

Bonkers Playhouse Presents: Strike!
Sex, thugs and bowling balls. A very dark comedy. Set in 1984, and based on two true news stories, we follow the lives of 8 incredibly flawed characters. One rainy evening, this rabble of narcissists, cheats, drunkards, liars and blundering idiots all find themselves at the Bowlplex. They unwittingly gatecrash Eddie’s 7th birthday party, and the rest is history.
Perverbials is a dark comedy theatre company, with our plays and stories based on fusions of two well-known proverbs. Originally called ‘Strike While the Fat Lady Sings’, this play came to fruition through a twisted take on ‘Strike While the Iron is Hot’ and ‘It’s Not Over ’til the Fat Lady Sings’, and eventually came to focus on the word ‘strike’.
Show begins 7pm.
Tickets on: 0333 433 0985 or 07757767713
www.ticketsource.co.uk/strike,